One we are finishing up today....

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I love the overall look but there is one thing that stands out to me if I'm hyper critical. The woodgrain vinyl doors look messy as there is almost too much detail and variation in them so they don't flow into each other that well. Obviously grain matching is not an option with a door of this type or at this price point but it looks like it could do with it.

So in true Strictly style I would like to award you marks out of 10 adopting the persona of the different judges. Daniel is the benchmark here and the only person I would mark as a perfect 40. Rob "I'm from Hove actually" is also worthy of 9's. 


Starting with Craig:  

Darling what were you thinking with the BB height, it's your job to save the customers from themselves. 

I have to also drop 1 point for using vinyl doors.

Also CDA is not cool (OK so few other options with wine coolers). The kitchen looks classy but with CDA in the mix it's like meeting a beautiful woman with a Cartier ring and Jimmy Choo shoes and then finding out she is wearing Primark pants.

Also leaving a Stanley toolbox in the 1st picture is a big no no. I could have overlooked this one if it was a systainer.

So it's a 6 from Craig.



Moving on to Darcey:

Always scores higher than Craig and scowls at him before awarding a higher mark. Also waffles on about top line a lot.

And it is the height of the BB that affects the top line in this kitchen. If you could have just dropped it a little bit everything would have worked so much better.

So it's an 8 from Darcey.



Moving on to Len:

It has to be a 7 as I like the way he says it. 



And finally Bruno:

They fill him full of E's and whizz before every show. As Bruno I'm just looking at the bigger picture and I absolutely love it and the overall effect. The narcotics stop me from spotting any tiny imperfections.

So it's a 10 from Bruno. (Don't get too excited, he awarded Ed Balls an 8 one week!)



Giving a total score of 31.