New user

[Matt Hall]

I'll be the first to welcome you Matt despite that fact that the conversation we had today wasn't as positive as I would have liked. Hopefully we concluded it as well as could be hoped under the circumstances. Your dark corners comment amused me in this context!


I will also give you some advice that all new members should know.


1. Prem's jokes are not funny and it is an unwritten rule on KFF that no-one ever responds to them.

2. Stretch (the gaffer) loves Festool tools more than life itself.

3. Don't respond to Prem's jokes.

4. See rules 1 & 3.

5. See rules 1, 3 & 4.


I'm also known to post random shite in the early hours of the morning. It only tends to happen when my supply chain causes me sleepless nights!

One final thing, we've been referred to by other suppliers in the past as a tough audience!

Hi Andy and thanks for the welcome, I will bear all your points in mind but will also try to keep a fair an open mind to all things discussed!

I have been known to take a joke though, and please, no mention of our products in that part!

Cheers all, I have a few posts to respond to which may take a few days, I thought i ticked the 'email me when users reply' part but clearly not as all of these are me seeing them for the first time.

Be gentle lads and lasses,

Matt.